May 2013
tavrosofnitram:
“let me like that post so i can look at it again sometime!”
fuckyoutomhiddleston:
If yahoo does end up buying tumblr and shuts it down
I just wanted everyone to know that
you’ve all been truly wonderful people
and
it was an honor blogging with you all
ghostie00:
so with all of this Yahoo buying Tumblr crap going on if we ever need a place to relocate there’s always
How to break up with someone
You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
You: ME.
You: BYEEEE
noonereadstheurl:
I honestly can’t blame David Karp for wanting to sell this website
You can only be called “daddy” by white middle-class teenaged girls so many times before something just snaps
tylerfucklin:
can you imagine if someone sent you a list of all the reasons why they love you.
why would i want blank paper
leonmcgann:
petition for david karp to sell tumblr to the kardashians instead of yahoo
So my professor was asking questions.
Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people: *raises hand*
Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
Me: *raises hand*
Professor: *points me out* why?
Me: It's illegal.
Professor: touche.